Aia kahi pane i ka nīnau mau loa: no ke aha ʻoe e makemake ai i kahi dick nui, ke loaʻa mau ʻoe i kahi dildo o kāu nui punahele ma ka lima? Ua ʻike au ʻaʻole hoʻohana ke kaikamahine ʻulaʻula i kona mau lima ke hoʻopaʻa ʻia ke kāne iā ia ma hope, wili ʻo ia i kāna hoki a hou aku i ka moa me kona waha. Inā ʻoi aku ka nui o kāna ʻuʻu, inā ua ʻānai ʻo ia, akā ʻo ka mea i loaʻa e like me ia, a pēlā nō!
Hele loa kēia mau moʻopuna! Hiki i nā poʻe pāʻani maoli ke makemake i ke kupuna kāne Hauʻoli Makahiki Hou ma ia ʻano. A ua kākau lākou i kahi leka iā Santa e makemake lākou i ka moa nui a paʻakikī i ka Eve Makahiki Hou - no laila ua hāʻawi ʻo ia iā Grandpa i kahi dick, a ua māʻona lāua ʻelua. Ke noʻonoʻo nei au i ka mea a ke kupuna kāne i kākau ai iā Santa Claus i kēlā manawa? ))
ʻAʻole kahi hui ʻekolu maikaʻi ʻole. Ua ʻike nā kaikamahine ʻōniʻoniʻo i kā lākou hana, moe kolohe a ʻaʻole hilahila iki i mua o ko lākou makuakāne. No laila ua pau ka hoʻopiʻi ʻohana a ua holo pono nā mea a pau.